Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, after finally applying myself and busting my butt all semester, I found out the school is accusing me of cheating because they couldn't believe I could have gotten near-perfect grades considering my grade history. If this is how society rewards academic turnarounds, why do I even bother? FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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Top comments
Zarcissa 34
I think someone as crazy as her shouldn't go into medical school in first place...
mds9986 24
The hash slinging slasher...
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Comments (107)
conholio33 28
Sounds like she shouldnt be going to medical school... I wouldnt trust her to be my doctor
skycollapsed 5
so you know who did it? if yes its time to get the police involved. That real really spoil her plans for med school, and if she tries murdering you over it she won't make it.
fpants2010 18
When I was in school, people used to ask me to do poorly so I wouldn't mess up the curve for everyone else. Used to drive me crazy!! This is a whole new extreme though, yikes. Sorry OP.
yniguez09 14
Sounds like your curve would save many lives in the future.
momo3p 22
Curve setter meaning someone who scored so high there won't be a curve?
Mahcookiez 15
Did you make it?
pockleboy 7
If you can't get in without the curve, you shouldn't get in at all, I don't want a doctor that got her degree from the class curve.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
It's her own fault- if you try to compete when it comes to completing tasks, you will produce inferior work.
penguinpinz 8
That sucks. You should pet your professor know that someone slashed your tires.
Ichiya 29
Petting the professor is probably how the op became the curve setter to begin with.
ThrottleJockey 36
She'll have an even more difficult time getting into med school when she can't make bail.