Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, loaded up on food, then went to open my car door. When I opened it, the car alarm went off. As I reached for my keys to shut it off, I was tackled to the pavement. Apparently someone else owns a car identical to mine, and he has a violent temper. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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sydmg23 1
Can't you just manually unlock your car?
Buttsexpirate 9
Simple solution really. Murder their car. There can only be one!!
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Comments (107)
Swiftly 0
There's a thing called a key. You should probably use it.
flockz 20
kill the neighbors problem solved.
StopDropNRoll 11
But wouldn't the neighbors vehicle remain there forever unmoved? Oh yea and who would turn off that annoying alarm?
flockz 20
you're complicating my plan. quit it.
TheDrifter 24
The alarm will kill the battery in under a day, leaving op forever unditurbed by its shrilling.
DrMime 10
I say we have a monster truck battle! Only the strongest wins the right to mate with the Prius.
CrazyManNo9 29
Go to the dealer. Tell them the problem. They can reprogram your key fob. Take both if you have two. They shouldn't even charge you to do it. Seriously. Oh, and be sure to take the truck with you! LOL!
cosmosis 12
They will end up replacing the key fob. Because you cant reprogram key fobs. When you pair a new key fob with a car, you program the car to accept the new fob. The key fob idea was great tho mate. That should do it!
akallaan 7
It's called a license plate...
twilightluvr101 4
Its called wtf are u talking about, the keys are the problem smarty pants
cosmosis 12
Shhh this blokes onto something! ... Hmmm wait wtf?!? Licence plate? Get off the drugs mate!
geon_olam 17
Take the licence plates off his car and call the cops. His car gets towed away for ever and ever. Make sure to scratch off the VI number and repaint the car though. Problem solved. You're a genius!!
cosmosis 12
56- how you managed to create such a crafty and genius story out of a dumbass comment ill never know!!!
Epikouros 32
Thumps up to everyone for not replying to the first comment!
SukiIzumi 8
Guess you gotta start using your key.
BanterJSmoke 5
If this is true, that means that if they hit their panic button, that will unlock his car. Now that does pose a problem.
robberry 11
You could simply drive their car into a river and solve this dilemma.
Dusty_Busters 15
Use your key ya dumb monkey