Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, loaded up on food, then went to open my car door. When I opened it, the car alarm went off. As I reached for my keys to shut it off, I was tackled to the pavement. Apparently someone else owns a car identical to mine, and he has a violent temper. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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sydmg23 1
Can't you just manually unlock your car?
Buttsexpirate 9
Simple solution really. Murder their car. There can only be one!!
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Comments (107)
Amiryfey 5
just unlock it manually then
Sugah_Shane1 2
Lol my car starter rings my neighbors doorbell. He finally just unhooked the doorbell lol
MrMeaner88 3
Wait, so when you unlock YOUR truck, it sets of THEIR alarm? How is this YOUR FML then? If anything, your neighbors should be posting this... Unless the sound of a car alarm gives you a seizure or turns you into an uncontrolable homocidal monster or something, shrug it off and let them deal with it. THEY just moved in; it's not YOUR responsablility to re-adjust your life to make thier lives easier. Actually, even if they were here longer than you, it wouldn't be your responsability (but you would seem like more of a dick).
irishman1989 0
Haha. I had the same problem with my car and my buddies car
robertlovespi 3
so? That's their crappy alarm waking everybody up. It's not your fault they have it set up that way. Tell them to get it fixed.
bocshi83 1
ugh can u park somewhere else?
nysouby 6
Parallel universe in the neighborhood ... LOL
zail25456 0
haha notice how our truck is in the same spot three lines in a row xD
zail25456 0
notice how "our truck" is in the same spot three lines in a row! haha xD
Maartje 0
well, at least you probably like their car..