Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again got less than 20 hours of work for the entire week. My boss's solution? Double the staff. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, my coworker, who constantly no-shows, ranted to me about his work hours being reduced. He somehow doesn't realize that he's the problem. We're understaffed as of now, so they can't fire him, and I have to be there constantly to make up for him being a lazy ass. My days off have been few and far between. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML
Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
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MaddyLannister 8
he fits the definition of a Horrible boss I'm sorry :)
more4me 27
I would use the time off to start looking for a better job where they appreciate you. Sometimes, you just can't win and it's time to move on. Best of luck, OP !
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Run that by a free consultation.
KatyLarae 13
That's because you have self respect and don't ass kiss to get promotions
InkedGamer 9
what a prick Definitely use ur spare time looking for a new job.
sjbartholome 14
so your boss wants to fire you why now?
TahoeFMler 22
I'm a complete amateur, call your local labor board and ask them if your situation is anything illegal. Then you'll know what realm of "you're ******" you're working with. Good luck!
Dramori 29
#25 You mean constructive dismissal...
Dublkros 1
Must be bad when they're choosing that person over you. better up your game.
VivaciousVal 2
At least you'll get some of your wages back when they need somebody to cover the sick days.
saco8 3
Legal terms aren't magic words. Just because you use the words "slander" and "discrimination" in a sentence doesn't mean you have any grounds for a lawsuit. How OP even got the idea that this slander is beyond me.
ProudDaddy 7
That's because the more that persons calls out and is late, the more they save in payroll.
davo_ib_local 14
That's not correct at all. You should do some research on that.