Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Double Impact
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Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
SickBadDays 5
great x)
Razman201 14
Ahhh. The wonders of the internet xD
chrystalthequeen 8
Woah she should have told you! And you should seriously use protection.
NamelessFace 22
First, protection isn't 100% effective. Second (though this one probably doesn't apply to OP), some people are religiously against using contraception.
BFons 19
Isn't the Internet great?
jessherself13 21
I hated finding out things about my girlfriends life over twitter. Although it never happens anymore because we live together. FYL OP, I hope it was yours!
The_9th_Doctor 18
so who's the father?
MehrunesDagon456 20
I give you a FYL and a YDI. FYL for the fact that it was over twitter, and YDI for the fact that you had sex before getting married. Unless, of course, you're not the father. Then it's FYL all the way.
MehrunesDagon456 20
What rule did I break? I wrote this being calm and honest. Unless you mistook it for hating on OP..?
399 41
FYL and good luck OP.
slothstronaught 11
A prime example of what is wrong with today's younger generation.
amazed_71 14
Are you the father?