Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Top comments
badumdum 0
I see no problem with this
banger12 0
F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.
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Comments (51)
mcguyver98 0
you don't have a boyfriend, you have a dork!
Kilduzza 0
What are you, OP, complaining about? Because your boyfriend actully has some interest in something. I bet OP is a shallow bitch.
Josefa7 0
Thats an MLIA. What's wrong with you? Unless you'd rather have him in a Twilight club...
xoluvinshayxo 0
your a bitch! except the fact that he didnt dump you for joining it! eff his life for having a girl like you!
anonymous69_fml 0
I wish there was a Harry potter club at my school....in fact, I nearly went to a college where they actually have a quidditch team... oh ya! and **** THE OP AND MODS!
spoof1 8
What's wrong with that?
xxUnknown 19
soooo ? Harry potter is great
NostalgiaFreak9 43
**** your boyfriend’s life because his girlfriend, i.e., you, is a shallow bitch who can’t accept him for who he is.