Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
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badumdum 0
I see no problem with this
banger12 0
F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.
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Comments (51)
Itasan 0
Your boyfriend is awesome!
depechemode 0
Shit. Now he has to practice with his wand on his own again. No but seriously, your boyfriend is amazing. Don't whine about it.
ZawWry 0
LAME.
crazyarsedfly 14
Your boyfriend is awesome! But ok, so you don't like Harry Potter as much, doesn't mean your life is over. I'm sure there are things you like that he can't stand. Is he to post on here too?
metawarr556 3
Well, while that does make him sort of a geek, I think you'll on the whole be okay. There are worse things to worry about in school.
marc_with_a_c 3
At least it's not the Twilight club.. Harry Potter books were good (even if the last one was a disappointment)
i_luv_cheese 0
this must be an FML becasue you arent in it with him...yup, thats it. if not, stfu or gtfo
greeneye_fml 12
If it were a Twilight club I'd understand. But get over yourself, Harry Potter is nothing like Twilight. Muggle.
Person1233 13
Lmfao. Apparently, you must also despise MLIA.
ipownyew234 0
this is so not an FML.... i wish my school had a HP club! stop using this site to complain and move on!