Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
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badumdum 0
I see no problem with this
banger12 0
F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.
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caitlinmc14 1
Get over yourself.
amsquared 0
Seriously I started a Harry Potter club at my school we hang out and just talk about the books. What's the problem? Grow up.
cals 0
i don't understand. if there WAS a club, and he IS in it, does that mean the club is still around? i find it unlikely that a harry potter club would still exist today. but i have to agree with everyone else. you're shallow and need to stop whining about things that don't ACTUALLY have anything to do with you.
imperfectclarity 0
Maybe you should try reading the series yourself. You might find that you like it, and then you could join the club with him and share another interest.
Zoombus 0
and...there's a problem with this?
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Tell your boyfriend that I love him! That is SO cool! Everybody thinks it's "nerdy" to like Harry Potter. I think it is the nerdiest cool thing EVER! Loving Harry Potter is NOTHING to be ashamed of! I DEFINATELY want to join that club just for the sake of being able to say "Hey, I'm headin' over to the HP club. Wanna come?". That would make me sound like the coolest person ever. And I would seem even cooler once people found out that the "HP club" is actually for Harry Potter fans. I'm not a HUGE HUGE HUGE fan, but I accept Harry Potter. I'm not crazy-obsessed like my ex-boyfriend is. I thought it was cute when he told me he loved Harry Potter...until I saw his bedroom; Harry Potter bed set, Harry Potter posters covering his walls, a Harry Potter bathrobe, a Harry Potter magic wand, four Harry Potter spellbooks, and two books full of collectable stickers. That made him go from Harry Potter Lover to Harry Potter Obsessive Maniac. I broke up with him on the spot...which I felt bad for later. But I see no FML on this. I would post this on www.mylifeisaverage.com. Perfect MLIA post. I cannot click FYL nor can I click YDI because your life isn't F'd because of this and you didn't deserve anything. Therefore, my decision is blank right now. But PLEASE don't dump him...unless he is crazy-obsessed like my ex. JOIN THE CLUB WITH HIM!
penizulaface 0
what the ****? how is this a negative thing? ... this would kinda turn me on. infact, send me his number. ill be happy to fly on his broomstick. *bu dum bum pshhh*
xXPeaceLoveRockx 0
**** you Harry Potter ******* rocks!!!! If you think that's a bad thing, then you obviously don't deserve your boyfriend. GET LOST IN THE DARK FOREST, BITCH!!!!!!!!!
deni_kaos 0
the problem is...? that's a really good series for kids, that is surprisingly mature. and even if it wasn't, you should stop bitching about his interests, because i am pretty sure you like some dumb shit too. something tells me you're a fan of The Hills and MTV. now that'd be embarrassing, for him. and if not, let that assumption be stricken.
theta_fml 0
Oh I get it OP, you're still in high school, where you think that these type of things matter. Grow up already.