Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
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Comments (169)
ThatInvisibleBoy 7
That's ****** up.
Ksweety_fml 27
You don't deserve him OP, You can find someone way better and who deserve you. And I hope you're not friends with bitch anymore...
worldclassrager 41
Well now you know...but either way you take it...it's not going to be positive for you...
dellarosa 10
Who would actually believe that? I'm so sorry OP, you definitely don't deserve this. I think it's time to dump your boyfriend and tell your 'best friend' to **** off
sirspankalot 11
well obviously the girl doesn't deserve to be your best friend. Truthfully honey, I'd say dump his ass, get her out of your life. You so totally deserve someone better and with more character than these two bumbling idiots.
Mysterion345 11
make them pay OP. Crush their skulls. no ex drama and no more back stabbing ex best friend
ohishkabibble 21
Yowch! It sounds like you'd be better off without the both of those jerks. I'm sorry, OP; FYL!
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Always Question the motives of someone who gives you relationship advice. Even if she wasn't after your bf, she could have wanted you single for so many other reasons. Right now, think about the reaction they expect and do the opposite. Come off the more mature person by appearing as though none of it affected you and erase every aspect of them from your life like they never existed or mattered. Genuine laughter when they try to talk to you will add some salt to thier wounds also. When people do pathetic things, we can either laugh or cry. One is your win the other is theirs.
sdroze1389 31
well said Dr lecter.
modestmir 1
Ignore and move on. Don't start a drama over it and just leave them out of your life. Be the better person.
Kitten_xo 20
That's harsh! You deserve better! So sorry to hear that. :(