Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
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Comments (169)
edvin_fml 10
nonsense - they're both keepers! treasures, i'd dare say!! ... the kind you bury in the ground
VixenPandora 6
I adore your comment. Laughed so hard.
skittyskatbrat 19
Best. Comment. Ever.
asherm 15
Dump both of them!
PunkBravery 4
why didn't they just come out and tell you? that's so harsh! :(
G_bear24 9
Please say you mean ex boyfriend and ex best friend.
catfish24 4
Aww sorry Hun
VixenPandora 6
This is the one and only time I will say this.. Break up. Just spare yourself OP.
ImaginaryPerson 21
Screw them. Karma is a bitch! you deserve better!
skittyskatbrat 19
I had the exact same thought; it's my usual response to this sort of thing. Let them make each other miserable, it's deserved!!!
skittyskatbrat 19
Wow...two manipulative people together that will make each other miserable? Step back and let them have at! Karma is a BITCH!
momma2three 5
Does the hopefully ex"friend" not realize since he cheated on you he's more than likely gonna cheat on her too?
alr158 18
They don't deserve another minute of you time. The BEST punishment you can give is to let them be together - they are bound to suffer from guilt & trust issues because... "The problem with dating a guy who cheated on his girlfriend with you, is that you're dating a guy who cheats!"