Today, I found out the hard way, that yes, a condom can break. Also, that sometimes when it does, your boyfriend won't say anything until you start having morning sickness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Top comments
blondie45 21
What did boyfriend say?
Kristen Bauer 14
Oh so it’s automatically her fault because she is a woman?
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Comments (25)
Lizzi Barlow 7
Let me preface this by stating that he should have said something. Not doing so was wrong, deceitful, and seriously messed up... But on the same note, I'm curious to know how she didn't notice after he...finished, if he did. There is a difference between female bodily fluids and a male's. Granted, if she didn't think to pay attention since she thought the condom was intact, I can see not realizing it..
eyepuppy 31
I'm amazed she didn't feel the difference. I don't care what condom you use, it feels different between using and not using a condom. I'm not a woman, but I can't believe she didn't notice the condom break.