Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML
Today, we had to cancel a Disney vacation we had spent thousands of non-refundable dollars planning for over a year because our oldest son tested positive for COVID and we couldn't find anyone to leave him with on such short notice. My other kids are heartbroken. FML
Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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FYLDeep 26
You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.
unmadebed 0
seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife
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Comments (87)
avatar2018 4
number 39 doc bastard you got too much time on your hands. get a life and a hobby
gremlin87 0
sounds more like you've been **** - blocked by your kids. Kids - always more fun to make than to keep.
lil_lala209 5
there's always the shower???
Sammara 0
Ohh, poor baby. Your family can afford a trip to Disney World, and you won't be able to have sex during the trip. Your life is so difficult. Seriously, if I could afford a trip to ANYWHERE, I wouldn't mind having to stay in a freakin' hostel if I had to. Oh, and my parents never once rented two rooms for us growing up. We never even rented a two-room hotel room so they could do the nasty on a family vacation. And, back then, we had NO money worries. It's called being a parent. Get used to it.
Vincentsmit11 3
Set your priorities straight.. Disney World does not scream Mommy and Daddy get nasty weekend does it? And for Mickey: haters gonna hate :P
haleyamannda 0
what you would have preferred that your kids stayed in a separate room?
jcrizzle 0
Technically, you were cockblocked by your wife and kids.
kainpwnsu 19
This typically happens when kids arrive on the scene in the first place.
xJordieeBearhhx 0
lol so true. Fyl.
Darthbane2007 19
" Today, while my kids are enjoying themselves at Disneyworld, my husband is trying to get me to have sex with him. FML."