Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Who are you dating, ten second charlie?
mercy1434 12
Oh dear....boys can be real stupid sometimes. Not all though. Let's hope he remembers he's your ex now.
_purepxrcelain_ 6
well, isn't he charming? -_-
AlexRen 21
if this relationship is new and the guy had been single for a very long time. I can see why he forgot, but if not then either hex a moron, or worthless.
kuzya92 9
It's horrible that he forgot but if you think about it, if he forgot, she must not ever talk to or pay him any attention for him to not realize he had a girlfriend.
ashyknees 13
That's not your boyfriend honey that's your friend with benefits.
minddf_cked 2
wtf. break up with his ass then
grumpymonk 4
Not worth your time or trouble goodluck
jackroarrr 25
Gahah maybe you should have kept his attention ?? No offence ..
makynen86 9
Or the author is a very creepy girl and has imagined the entire relationship