Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
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astoryofroses 9
restraining order?
lajaynay 15
If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.
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Comments (123)
__itsonlyyou 5
Haters going to hate..
vocaloidtiger 12
Yeah. And stalkers gonna stalk.
perdix 31
Get back together with her. It's much easier to give in and submit to stalkers than to try to fight them or run away from them. The struggle is what turns them on. Once she's captured you, she'll get bored with you and most likely release you. There's an outside chance, she'll kill you and chop you up into bits which she freezes, but you've got to give it a try.
vocaloidtiger 12
OP bites, anyone?
br0ccoli 15
It's so sad that people would devote their life around someone else because they've been scorned. It keeps love from coming into their own lives.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Bitch be trippin yo!
mvems 13
Breaking bad?
marisadc79 0
You need to get a restraining order and if for some reason you can't do that you need to try talking to this girl and getting her to go away. She sounds like she needs some serious psychological help. Maybe get her family involved and explain it to them they could possibly help to intervene and stop her.
PunkySpunky78 15
I know how you feel I'm in the same boat with you my ex b/f is doing the same for guys who want to date me to anybody who wants to be friends with me
Crazberry 5
Ugh... That must be the same girl one of my exes dated. She tried to spread rumours about how I was pregnant and that's the only reason my ex was with me. I found it hilarious. Call the cops and explain the situation. They might not be able to get a restraining order but at least they can tell the crazy bitch to back off.
LuckyLynx7732 5
I concur with the restraining order, but the next time you have a date, start out by saying "Hi its nice to meet you, and on the off chance you meet this crazy bitch named ****** anytime soon, feel free to ignore everything she says".
dharmaxxx 2
some people simply dont have lives. ive had several people - acquaintances - tell me that my ex has approached them saying shiz about me and my current bf and its been an entire year since broke up with him. i can understand being hurt over a failed relationship but i cannot understand the low class behavior associated with it.
semperfi22685 0
When I read this I thought about the show how I met your mother