Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
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astoryofroses 9
restraining order?
lajaynay 15
If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.
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Comments (123)
TinyEMT 6
A restraining order should be placed, but unfortunately chances are it wouldn't stop OP's ex from talking to his future girlfriend/s and doing what she can to prevent the relationship.
bettyc4 26
I suggest revenge. Make sure every male in contact with her hears the epic story of how she got herpes ;)
pantherprincess 6
Good idea!
mvems 13
That just keeps the circle going, and she'll inevitably seek her pyscho revenge, which is a frightening thought.
TxCountryBeauty 10
Ok seriously if you're dumb enough to continue trying to date females who care more about what another female says rather than hear your side of the story then YDI and y'all wouldn't of worked out anyway... They're more than likely superficial bimbos:) have an amazing productive day...
sirsquab 12
Honestly tho, this happens a week into the relationship, right? How much better do the girls know him then this "random stranger?" Also, would they want to date him if they knew about psycho ex gf? FYL op.
Blackmail111 9
How is this a YDI? He just found out that she was preventing him. Just because he kept trying and didn't know about what his Ex was doing doesn't make him dumb.
psychaddict 0
Most girls trust each other unless they have a reason not to. Now that OP found out, either a restraining order, telling the new girlfriends about the psycho bitch or confronting the psycho bitch. Doubtful that'll stop her alone, but finding out why she's doing that might be helpful. Is she still in love with him? Unless OP is a major asshole and had it coming to himself, giving the poor guy a break might be smart!
Kaleigh090 11
How is she managing to discover the identities of your girlfriends? Perhaps you should make your private life a little more private...
BunchieRules 31
I agree with 32. Stalkers will somehow obtain infinite knowledge in every apsect of their victim's love life, via friends, the internet, or wiretaps. In English: She knows everything about you, OP. My advice? Look out your window.
psychaddict 0
Exactly-the Internet, like someone else said, is a very good spot for stalkers to, well, stalk. With the inventions of so many social sites, such as Facebook and Twitter, it's really not that hard to discover this information. (:
zombiejombie 0
That's pretty messed up saying that OP's ex was the one who broke up with him.
vocaloidtiger 12
Stalker much? Take this to a higher level! Get a restraining order on that bitch and make her she never comes back!
TxCountryBeauty 10
Way to restate what's been obviously stated:)
vocaloidtiger 12
I didn't read the other comments, I just say what needs to be said and move on with life. Problem?
hockeyoceancity 13
25- Yes i have a problem! Can you please answer my math problem? I hear you love math.
vocaloidtiger 12
Hey, what can I say, "I ******* LOVE MATHS!" Math boss, always at your service.
mttemple 9
move far away from that bitch a roonie doonie while u can!
vocaloidtiger 12
'A roonie doonie'? Is there something I'm missing here, or is it obvious what that means and I'm just really clueless?
laden_swallow09 35
Even if 37's case is true, was "a roonie doonie" really all that necessary to convey your thoughts and ideas? Not new and refreshing. Odd and confusing.
jmedalene 2
I think you need to do something about her! Like maybe warn the girls you want to take out that you have a pyscho ex! Or get a restraining order!!
Crazberry 5
I don't know about anyone else but if my date told me he had a psychotic woman stalking him I'd be running in the opposite direction. I don't want that crap in my life, and the dude should deal with it before he moves onto the next girl.
spottyblanket 8
that is slander and defermation, get lots of proof and take her to court
Cloudberry 10
So no one else is reminded of that How I Met Your Mother episode when Barney was cockblocked by Abby? Okay just me. :(