Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
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astoryofroses 9
restraining order?
lajaynay 15
If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.
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menacingsprite 3
I had that same problem. Except he'd track down whoever I was with and would tell them horrible untrue stories about me :-/. I finally found out when he fessed up after one of the guys I was dating told him off. I'm sorry and that sucks OP.
xStaciexLynnx 15
My ex got crazy like that after we were finally done. My new bf put up with it until he stopped eventually. Don't worry, OP. Be up front about it and someone will be willing to stick it out.
fordman22 0
Start pooping on her porch like Eric Cartman then maybe she'll get the hint ;)
dsl1123 8
You got to get a restraining order on this girl. Bothering you for 5 years after breaking up is borderline psychotic.
lexi0105 4
She's a psycho! Try to find a girl that is not in her circle of friends and explain your situation. Or better yet get a restraining order.
FireFlie07 20
Move. Move far far away
tweetbaby14 18
I hope this is you, Chris, if it is hahaha I told you so.
DaDezza244 31
That is defamatory. I'm not sure about America, buts that illegal in australia. Hope you can gather enough evidence to sue her or just get a restraining order like people said
Ursinus 0
Sounds like you just watched the episode of how I met your mother where Barney makes his bracket of 64 for the same reason.
bellygirl2000 0
I'm not saying this would work, I'm just saying you should talk to her and you should probably bring some pepper spray just in case!!