Today, I found out that the only reason my "friend" comes over to my apartment is so that she can charge her phone using my electricity, because she's too cheap to use her own. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
Today, my mother called me "wasteful" because I left the refrigerator door open and that "electricity money doesn’t grow on trees." This is the same person who lets my little sister have her light on all night, because she’s scared of the dark. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML
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Top comments
nooblper 21
Is the cost of electricity to power a phone really that significant?
schmoo_schmoo 14
If I were you, I'd say something. They don't sound like a very good friend and you should be treated better.
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Comments (51)
rozdawg 13
OP, you're a doormat.
lexred 30
Tell your friend to charge her phone through her ass.
tomvertigo 17
Either you're making wild, erroneous accusations about your friend or your friend made up a shit lie.
hipposteve 21
Be humble, OP. Showing kindness does wonders in the World.
Lalala579121 28
Well then let's all go charge our phones at OP's apartment.
thelogan22 10
I heard somewhere it costs like 25cents for a year's worth of phone charging
FalloutScrolls 25
Life advice, OP. Stop acting like a Welcome rug.
suicidegrin666 10
lol you know you re in the friendzone when.....
Garnetshaddow 30
It's not specified what OP's gender is on the post. This sounds like two girls to me. Probably not a "friendzone" issue. More of one shy person and one shitty person who exploits somebody who wants company.
Distantsoul 8
Don't know who's more tight you or her
worldsanchor 5
Maybe its just an excuse to spend time with you. If she is truly your friend it shouldn't matter. Oh, how did you find out that was the only reason? Be careful of the grapevine as my grandma would say.
soullyfe 33
But why would you need an excuse to spend time with a friend?
corky1992 33
I'd stop letting her come over.