Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
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dominoeffect 0
.... Stayed up till 4 seems exaggerated. Depending on what time you started looking!!
Green12324 0
Why'd you stay up so late? A mouse isn't that big of a deal...
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Comments (57)
fmlfmlfml15 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=n65s7605iyhxnnhif010nl9c6za1g1
fmlcommenter 0
#32 is the best btw #32 rocks i mean #33
zoopy_fml 0
This has sort of happened to me, but in my case, it was a leaf caught between the outer/inner windows blowing in the wind.
PSmitty4956 0
lol, my roommate at college thought he saw a mouse after he got really stoned and watched Ratatouille or whatever it was called and he went out at like 4 AM and bought all these traps and stuff and never caught anything because there never was a mouse.
notthatclever 0
ha that's like when i couldn't fall asleep cause i thought there was a roach flying around my room but really it was a plastic bag moving with the wind from the fan...go us!
flamacue40 0
wonderful...
KristelDreams 0
XD Hahaha I'm sorry! This is just so damn funny!
sporky 0
I DID THE SAME THING. cept it was just a bottle rollin around OMG. I COULDNT EVEN SLEEP and i had a HUGE test the next day !!!!!!!!!!!!!=(
begrunge 0
I commend your powers of observation.
esclave_fml 0
A mouse that didn't change location? LOL #40 :D