Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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fyourlife33 0
F his life for not being able to eat those hotdogs and being stuck with your lame ass
somethingawesome 9
He and his friends are such jerks.
cpatrick820 3
Love is used too broadly. You may have had a crush, but love of your life? Highly doubt that. That's probably why they had to make you punishment. You're one of "those" girls
Kristoffer 35
It only really sucks if he dumped you after a token amount of time. If that loss of a bet on his part resulted in him finding something wonderful in you, then who cares why he made the initial moves? I'm sure he'd be hurt if he now cares for you, and you reject him for that meaningless reason.
mistystarlight 0
grow up. he is not the love of your life just after 2 weeks. sounds like you are in high school and have puppy love.
Lolitia 4
Maybe they were really close friends before? IDK it does sound kinda..silly otherwise.
intrepid00 0
He proably entered said bet as an excuse to ask you out.
jadore_irony 0
i wish that this would be the case. but these days i am not so sure that a high enough percentage of guys would go to this extent, to even make it a justifiable comment :(
bollywood_rocks 0
and also lost on purpose so he could ask her out? *rolls eyes*.
burnhamt23 0
You don't know what love is... You just do as you're told
TNEBlover 0
i dont think the love of your life can be fond after 2 weeks so just dont let yourself fall too fast
xdimanoobxd 0
pssh! two weeks is nothing