Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
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boatiebanter 0
How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.
jackie27 0
hahaha, no formal introduction?
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Comments (199)
lilcuti3pi389 0
thats just sad, YDI
noshitsherlock 0
#7: AMEN! You deserve it. It's ok to have **** buddies, but have some DIGNITY!!! 0___0
Go_Home 0
Wooow. Are you that worthless? To the extent that he doesn't even know your name? Lol.
Stupidstupidrat 0
The man you describe as 'the guy I'm having sex with' doesn't know your name. Colour me unsurprised. Presumably you only learned his so you'd know what to say if he started shouting 'Say my name' mid-coitus.
AntiChrist7 0
do you sleep with everyone? YDI
Emilybeanz 0
Everyone saying get tested - did she say she was having unprotected sex? No. Everyone calling her a **** because she's slept with 1 person that you know of... you're calling your parents *****.
1sharpchica 0
Just wondering...does it burn when you pee? If not...it may soon.
jr93130 0
the funny thing is, you don't like being called baby do you? pathetic...
cheese1756 0
There is an XKCD comic like this: http://xkcd.com/302/
alwaysbad32 0
wow...