Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.
jackie27 0
hahaha, no formal introduction?
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Comments (199)
intensify 0
Wow it's amazing how judgmental people are! How is this possibly a YDI she's a girl that has sex (with only one guy as far as we know) and he's the jerk that hasn't bothered to ask her what her name is. She's not stupid or a **** she just has unfortunate taste in men
jdcaliff 0
Reminds me of a seinfeld episode.
peel_fml 0
I kind of feel worse for the guy :| It happens often to me when I become closer and closer friends with people, but then I never knew their name. It's awkward to ask at first, and then it just gets more and more awkward when you have been waiting months for something to hint at their name without luck.
24788 7
It seems people who don't care or cheat call you baby.
Slayer_fml 0
Hey 138, don't bash calling people baby - I always call my boyfriends baby, and I care and don't cheat. I just learn their names first. Call me old fashioned.
purple91 8
#55 made me lol oh baby
xLovey 3
Mulva?!
wordgirl 0
Haaa! #104, I called her a ****, and you said I probably wasn't getting any, and you're RIGHT! :p
shtickemup 0
Reminds me of Seinfeld...
jr93130 0
this girl is a ****! no self-esteem, sets her standards way low so she can have complete control of the situation because she's scared to extend herself, and has come to accept this sort of misery as normal, only leading to more self pity and bitterness.