Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
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Comments (165)
Sue21 0
:(
_RobotInDisguise 0
Majorly FYL OP, I'm really sorry. People don't get how easy it is for men to lead a double life. I suggest kicking him very hard in the crotch. At least then there won't be baby number four!
jennatailia 0
If you guys are that tight on money, how could you not notice that a bunch of your husband's salary/wage has inexplicably gone missing every 2 weeks? And if he uses you for money, how does he explain where he spends your money? I assume he is actually an active father (with both time and financial support) in his other relationship, or she would not reproduce three times with him... Then would you not notice him gone often? Raising children and taking care of a pregnant woman are time consuming tasks..
clumsyjazzy 0
omg. speechless!
jennatailia 0
The only way I could see this being possible is if you live in a different city than your husband. Many families who have immigrated to my city come for the good education and quality of life but their husbands/fathers remain in their home country (Hong Kong, Taiwan, etc) to work. They often only see them on holidays. My best friend and her mom only saw her dad during christmas and a week during the summer for 21 years. Then one summer he brought home a 8 year old son he had fathered with his mistress back in Taiwan because they had broken up. So he brought his son to his wife and left him there for her to raise. If this is the case, then YDI for thinking these relationships actually work.
boatkicker 5
Or maybe OP just didn't notice that he wasn't around because she was at work all the time....
poopooed 0
Wouldnt you get suspicious when trying to call him and he never picks up? Even if he says he is on "business trips" he would still be able to answer his phone
Valter 0
that ******* ******!!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
WTF?
n8equalsd 0
YDI fir having a job. jk.
n8equalsd 0
The fact that he was able to live two lives for so long without getting caught is awesome. he must be a genious to pull that off.
dot1777 0
or she must be pretty stupid
corme_fml 0
I'm thinking she's got to be a little bit stupid... after 5 years I don't understand how she or her friends wouldn't notice him disappearing, where her money is going or him acting a little strangely. After 5 years he'd have to be a genius, and the other woman would most likely have to be in on it, too..
pabloinbama 0
divorce the loser