Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
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Comments (165)
Arisakentaro 0
i agree with basilisk454 and wtf!!! your "husband" is a dumb dick straight up
fuzz97 23
So, not only is your husband cheating on you, he's also and idiot? It doesn't get much worse than that.
marjamrob 0
email me girls at [email protected]
CronosDage 0
8$ an he? WoW
caligurl10 0
wow what a douche u cant trust anyone these days..
oogabaga 0
hey at least after you divorce him you can spend all your extra greeeen
hayhay4 0
I just don't see how your husband could actually have kids behind your back? and go and see them all the time
anela_fml 0
sue him
saaaammmmm 0
That is disingenuous advice. Her husband is probably insolvent. Did you even consider the fact that he is mooching off of two women. One of them is working two jobs out of necessity and has the higher profit margin of the two. It would be insane for the OP to waste more time and money trying to sue someone who doesn't have any money. Her husband is judgment proof. Regardless of how deserving the OP might be, no benefactor from the sky is going to materialize and give her a bunch of money. Be a little more thoughtful.
devilishD 0
sooo... shouldn't you be at work? people are counting on you! now git!!
Josh_Factor 0
(Imagine with Jeff Foxworthy's voice:) If your husband is living a double life with another woman with their own children, and is staying with you for your money, and you only make eight dollars an hour... you might be a redneck.