Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
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Comments (165)
DerangedFox 0
This is just terrible. I'm sorry this all happened to you, OP, no one deserves that. FYL. Find yourself a real man who will genuinely appreciate and love you. He's out there somewhere!
Phallus_fml 0
That's really ducked up.
Juneee_fml 0
tell me where he lives we'll beat the shit out of this man. you guys with me ???
DerangedFox 0
I'm not. We only know a short summary of one situation. I'm sure it's a hell of a lot more complicated and every action comes with consequence. Beat him up yourself.
DreamerofWorlds 0
@28- I don't think 26 intended to actually stalk this guy down to beat him up. Also, how on EARTH could there be some sort of logical other side to that story? The guy's a douchebag, plain and simple!
DerangedFox 0
I never implied he wasn't a douchebag. I implied it's not a very smart thing to do to just go beat some guy up. Count me out.
Nic_hole 0
sad :((( fyl I'm sorry that's sooo messed up!:(( what a prick tell him, him and his mistress should get jobs to pay for their children cuz that's jaked up to the max.
beer01 0
FYL OP, sorry about it. Maybe he just had a reason to be with someone else yet it wouldve been more understable if he just divorced.
eat_this_buddie 5
I'm sorry OP. he's a douche bag and you deserve alot better then that.
ltrtbt666 0
Men.
spyrogyro 2
you had to know something was up...but then again working two jobs, ah fyl!
ApplePieHead 0
Well you found scum, scrub it out honey scrub him out good
okeetard 2
what a douche!!!!