Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML
Today, my friends held a roast for my birthday, as per my request. They went pretty hard and I got a little uncomfortable. Afterwards, I told them that their jokes were a little too far, and they said all of their roasts were 100% genuine, and they just needed an excuse to tell me their problems with me. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
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Top comments
skittlebabe 0
well at least they care?
Doortje 30
HAHAHA. Yep, that was a fake one.
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Comments (94)
Anteezy 7
Stop telling bad jokes it's embarrassing for everybody :3
alipod 11
stop telling jokes
ImaginaryFoe 1
How many times does it need to be said that "Soviet Russia" and "Get in the kitchen/make a sammich" jokes are not funny?!? I would've chopped you in the throat. Your friends have shown you mercy. Now knock that shit off before they drop you altogether.
DocBastard 40
Omg I think those jokes r way funnee!!! Lololololol Seriously Foe, don't just assume it was one of those lame jokes. It was probably a shitty situation or urine trouble or a pussy joke. They all need to die.
someone234 5
argggghhhh u guys just dont get it! u dont tell ******* jokes to be funny, u just SAY things that are funny. people who constantly tell jokes expecting people to laugh will find themselves on stage, really embarresed, at a stand up comedy
jimmyaward 0
pretty sure everyone does that. FYL for thinking so highly of yourself
jimmyaward 0
your mom
Saarr 0
Well that's nice of them. Be glad & stop whining.
ownitx3 0
are their facial expressions like, completely blank while they fake laugh? ( :| -hahahahah. )
aspsoccer94 0
it's called a courtesy laugh
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least you have friends that are nice enough to pretend that they think you're funny. If they weren't true friends, they'd just stare at you blankly whenever you made a joke.