Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
teach her how it is having a baby, wake her up every two hours at night.
IridianShadow 20
Even better, show her videos of women giving birth. Should make her realize she isn't ready.
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Comments (146)
obeykaitlyn 25
put her on the Maury show and he'll give her a mock baby. she'll be over the thought of having a baby in less than a day.
BrotherPhil 35
We don't do Maury over here - we put our trailer trash on Jeremy Kyle, so that a failed teacher can lecture them like a living embodiment of the Daily Mail. He does sometimes have a point, though.
FemskyD 26
ask her what she would do if her 15 year old kid wanted a kid
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's one thing to get accidentally pregnant at 15, kids are not always wise when it comes to birth control, but to be actively trying? I cannot help but think that you have a part of responsibility in this OP. Have you never had a talk with her about teenage pregnancy and its consequences?
xxUnknown 19
I'm ashamed to be a part of this generation
chisty87 16
The tradition of taking a leather belt and whipping it across a child's ass to teach them right from wrong when they misbehaved shouldn't have stopped in the mid 90's should've been continued well into the millennia so things like this don't occur...
derpyshy 16
As the child of a teen-mom: Don't. Just don't. Depending on the community you live in, OP's daughter (and in some regards the parents) will be ostracized in some respects. I was bullied by teachers in elementary school and constantly asked why my mother was so young. There are health concerns as well, for both mother and child. I was born 4 1/2 premature and suffered from complications as a result (severe learning disabilities and mild cerebral palsy). My mom dealt with fertility issues years later. It's just too risky.
SneakyDeath 15
There is nothing right about this situation.
Youtube_Troll 12
For all of the trouble you could go through you could just start going into her room at random times to catch her with her boyfriend then slap the shit out of both of them. Also taser scare him it helps.
CliffyB03 28
God, I'm 21, and babies can wait. They poop and cry and throw up, and I'm just not ready for that if I can barely handle myself in those situations lol
ashyash90 8
Talk to her. Discipline her. Don't let her be alone with him. Make sure someone drives her to school and picks her up and bring her to her friends etc. Seriously, why does every parent on here have no idea of how to discipline their child? YOU are the parent, YOU have to teach her, raise her, protect her. Freaking do it! Or don't complain about the consequences of not doing it.