Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Gabby
Dick move
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Anonymous
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
FuckedByLife
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Pay a guy to tell him that you know.
JenniferNThomas 14
In what world is that a good idea??
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Comments (104)
guttedbrit 26
Some people are just immature. He's clearly a coward, and isn't worth your time or tears if breaking up is what he wants. Good riddance!
martin8337 36
Watch the episode on Family Guy when Peter listed himself as dead.
mkayden 23
Dump his ass, you're better off without an asshole like that.
chuksnwali 34
I'm sure OP meant EX
whatafuckup 14
And you still didn't get the message.. Geez.
wvcheesehead 13
Should have paid a guy to teach you how to spell.
zZLightZz 13
desperate times calls for desperate measures
elcee1987 18
*paid
Kotoza 9
That's a sign that you don't need him.
kk94 1
sounds like it was his only way out
Goblin182 27
Did you call his parents and offer your condolences?