Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Towat 0
If the kids are different genders they will be able to have their own kids together and live in a trailer park.
ThreadingFate 0
This comment FTW!
zattele 3
both of you DYI, also check for: HIV, herpes, clap.....
blueocean43 2
Yay for child support! The state can FORCE him to get involved by making him pay you maintainance.
TheKingDon 2
This is why God created ABORTIONS!!
WreckerGirl 4
If this happened to me I would go jump off a bridge. SORRY. FYL.
disney_blonde 16
YDI for not using a condom with a one night stand. You probably have more than just a kid from that guy.
Wrong_Way 0
YDI for both. Just goes to show that George Carlin was right on the money when he said, "Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!" Next time try using the asprin method of birth control, take an asprin, place it between your two knees and don't drop it. That is only if you cant figure out how to use a condom.
Twinklestar 0
You probably have very boring sex if you think keeping your knees together is a good form of birth control. Just saying.
myfriend_youfail 3
Uhhh it was a joke, I believe. As in "if you can't use a condom, keep your legs shut".
wienerwagon 0
Oh hey what's up abortion?
denmo 0
Great now I have to pay for you ****** to raise some bastard hild
ishah 9
Kudos to you both for not aborting even in such a terrible situation.