Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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movies12 0
All I have to say is CONDOMS for **** sakes... They aren't expensive, go buy some it's not hard. Do u want a STD? or obviously get pregnant like we all see u and ur bestfriend have.
Shinygirlnz 1
REAL friends share baby-daddies AND STDs. Good for you. I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mother (until child-services find out there are a couple of lobotomised MORONS looking after babies together). You're both complete idiots and dirty sl*tbags. We all hate you.
faultylogic 0
they have this morning after pill now... you know for the next time you and your slutty friend decide to share the same guy without protection... because you know it's going to happen again...dumbass
Mist_ress 0
Asshole spread STDs also. And you might get a ruptured ass. Seriously, use super thin latex.
Djoooiz 0
Nasty bitches. Have fun explaiinng your kids why they have the same daddy, hahahaha!
Ashimali 0
O.O *smacks your forehead* Shoulda had a V8! i mean wow. Just wow. You know, condoms...birth control...not being a friggin ****...all things that could have prevented this situation. I really hate to say it but YDI 100%
Slimma 20
So sad... you decided to be a **** and have a one night stand and now you're paying for it. The only lives really screwed up cause of this are the future kids.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Jerry Springer material.
Kukironosuke 16
why does everybody seem to think the op knew the guy had sex with her room mate? the most plausible thing is he had sepperate 1 night stands'with'both of them within the course of a few days, and niether girl knew he was double dipping b4 they both turned up pregnant, but whats even more plausible is this fml is just another fake the op knew would get attention
Sparkiee93 3
That's disgusting, this guy is going out boning random chicks without protection, you should get tested before your baby is born with HIV or something. You also know that you have a choice in the matter, you could always get an abortion before it actually becomes a baby. Or if you do feel like you could handle a kid stop complaining, you just got blessed with a baby in the future. :S