Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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kimbowee 0
ABORT!
fieldhockyluva24 4
I've heard that when girls live together their cycles sync up so if that is true it is quite possible that they could both become pregnant at the same time. Sperm can live inside a girl for like a week i believe, so even if their one night stands were a couple days apart it could happen. Unlikely, yes, but still possible.
kat15108 0
YDI. If you're going to sleep around, why not use birth control? Stupid bitches. People like you make me sick..
Childfromagay 0
# 6 Has got it! At least you and your friend will have each others family now. You children will be half siblings and you two will always be together. Good Luck!
Monkeybuttorama 0
it's gunna be funny when 2 mths from now they can't stand each other ^_^
crash52181 0
Well then, you both deserve it for being his ******! It's bad enough you both ****** him, but you didn't even use a condom or birth control....c'mon...don't bitch to the world because you're an irresponsible *****!
nikkers 0
ewwww this is all a little ''rural''
rlet 1
I think u 2 should get tested 4 STD's how stupid can u b 2 not use a condom? and is really nasty that u 2 had sex with the same guy I think ur such good friends that u share everything The guy, the stupid idea of No protection and now your journey to motherhood honestly poor kids and I bet u don't even know the guy's full name so that means no child support ... I'm really sorry for those kids
Vitamin_C 0
Grammar - it's your friend!
AngelRaven89 0
i don't see how you expected any sympathy. that's usually how one night stands work. the whole "not getting involved" thing is included in one night stands. no attachments, no problems. YDI for expecting him to stay, and YDI for not protecting yourself, especially when it involves strangers and equally promiscuous roommates.
_Noon_ 0
Eww, that's nasty.. A one night stand, although not my thing, ok.. But why, WHY did it have to be the same guy?! You couldn't get 2 guys to do you?
tazz9690 0
YDI for being ******
EbonyGoddess 0
Thats why you don't **** until ur married dumbasses