Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
Arkluq 2
He shouldn't have been daft, he should've protected his shaft!
idrivefast 0
abortion is your friend
Thecommish 0
u are both stoopid.
GreenRupee 0
YTDI. Stop having sex with random idiots.
startafire 0
So both of you had random sex with some random guy... and neither of you thought to use protection. I'm gonna go with YDI.
Punderous 0
sounds like this whole thing was a STICKY situation!
ProfitOfDoom 3
Hello child support
Reality_bites 14
Why the hell would you be happy with your friends sloppy seconds? Or was it her getting your sloppy seconds? Whatever, you might have well just had a threesome with the guy. Gross. Im going to go with YDI cause it appears that neither of you bothered with contraception.
Harajuku_tits 0
no wonder u guys are best friends
hubcioo 8
That's what you get for being a sl*t. But I feel sorry for the kids for having stupid and irresponsible mothers. FTL