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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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heatherfeather 4

morgan

I feel your pain. My real name is Tia Maria. (Which is also an old popular Finnish song).....

RedPillSucks 33

I love Tia Maria!!! That's a Coffee Liquor, right? My dad would drink that all the time. When he wasn't looking, I'd take a few nips. Only 25 more steps to go in that 12 step AA program.

Yeah, that was my guess to OP's name as I know someone called Tia Maria also.

I'm guessing you're Miller?

alex_vik 1

Would you rather him have made a list of names and thrown a dart at it?

Actually, I know plenty of friends who would do that. Thanks for the idea. 

MrsUchiha 0

Love DeG!!!

laurieloulou 0

if your friend do it don't you already know the idea??

Whisky Sour isn't too bad... if you were a cat.

are u cum shot?

Jack Shirly or Jose

Vodka Martini Shaken Not Stirred