Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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f_alltheirlives 3
Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
Expertfail 0
Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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heatherfeather 4
morgan
rinranthatway 4
Tequila?
Sissadora 0
I feel your pain. My real name is Tia Maria. (Which is also an old popular Finnish song).....
RedPillSucks 33
I love Tia Maria!!! That's a Coffee Liquor, right? My dad would drink that all the time. When he wasn't looking, I'd take a few nips. Only 25 more steps to go in that 12 step AA program.
DeviantBreeder 7
Yeah, that was my guess to OP's name as I know someone called Tia Maria also.
BeatNik169 3
I'm guessing you're Miller?
alex_vik 1
Would you rather him have made a list of names and thrown a dart at it?
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Actually, I know plenty of friends who would do that. Thanks for the idea.
MrsUchiha 0
Love DeG!!!
laurieloulou 0
if your friend do it don't you already know the idea??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whisky Sour isn't too bad... if you were a cat.
Molz42 0
are u cum shot?
spenceroone3 0
that is my name
Nicnats 3
Jack Shirly or Jose
brianwalis 0
bandy?
padlarf 14
Vodka Martini Shaken Not Stirred