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Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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n0Ob_fml 0

hahahahaha #6 win

f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

sourgirl101 29

Straight up with a twist! **Sex, not the drink!

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

We can safely exclude most of those, since the dad is likely hetero >.<

f_alltheirlives 3

So what if the dad is straight.. I like rum and coke with pussy for dessert..

RedPillSucks 33

Like the James Bond lady "Pussy Galore"

elizacandle 29

Margarita?

EvilLittleGirl 24

if I had to guess I'd say margarita.

Mirorbo 27

Fuhohoho!~ It could be much worse, darling!~

warplayer 2

Oh, I got it - Rob Roy! Roy Rogers! Or... Arnold Palmer?

bairenae 0

Bailey!!!! (: (that's my name) haha

Famousxxx 0

Hey my name is Bailey too, and yes I was named after the drink! lol!

BouDi_fml 0

I don't know which one of u is Bailey but in the white tank top, coulda sworn I saw her on Dogg the Bounty Hunter haha

sourgirl101 29

Ohhhh your name is so yummy!!! Yoohoo maybe it's Sam (short for Sambuca)

Famousxxx 0

I am the girl in the White tank top, and no I've never been on dog the bounty hunter. I wish though Leland is hot!

themidnightpanca 0

that's what I should name my kid after when I have them. Come here Black tooth grin! Quit punching fuzzy navel!

Snow_Daisy 7

bahaha this made me laugh so hard! Thank you. That's just what I needed... (:

WoRmWooD_fml 0

you're the only person I've ever known to kno what a black tooth grin is.

cmac86 24

and your name is......?

warplayer 2

It's Slippery Nipple... isn't it?

piinkbunnii 1

Not a drink!!! Lol

sourgirl101 29

B-52 is my favorite layered drink. Damn all this talk about drinking. I'm going to party later on tonight and try some new mixers. Bartending is the best job in the world!!!

piinkbunnii 1

Thanks pendatik, I learn something new everyday!!

Roku_Crow 12

Yes it is, it a mix of tequila rose and butterscotch

LizabethLashay 0

well, u couldve been named after his favorite strip club...

forro34 2

I KNOW YOUR NAME IS COKE!!!!

Black_Letter 19

I think your name is Cocaine, named after the drug your mom used while she was pregnant with you.