Bloody Mary!!
Brandy Alexander?
Are you asian? Mai Tai?
Dr. Pepper?
Tom Collins?
Jolly Rancher?
Jolly Roger?
Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!!
Not stirred...
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Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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f_alltheirlives 3
Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
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Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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Solano2580 24
Well this FML is pointless unless you tell us
Mortoli 30
Budweiser? Samuel Adams? Jack Daniels? At least not name. after cigarets lol. Like new port or Marlboro. Virginia slims.
andrei001 14
lmao
RobinGoodfellow 47
My mother decided last week that her new nickname for me is Heineken. She was trying to insult me but I think it's kinda cute, so I'm keeping it.
rachilio 26
My best friends middle name is Skyy after Skyy Vodka
Randomness90 27
Wow that sucks!
spacey_blueberry 18
I mean, I know a kid named Jameson and when I asked him if he was named after the whiskey, he got offended! Can yah blame me for asking?
MegasaurusRex89 28
Haha, that must be a dad thing to do. My dad named my sister after his favorite drink.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The illustrated FML for this one is hilarious :P
Zacky_Chan 22
Whiskey?