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Anonymous Akron, United States

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

max__333 11

You deserve that one, jackass

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ezrajab 22

Why would you do such a thing? And hurt someone else who genuinely loves you? YDI OP

ezrajab 22

I can go all day on this one this is messed up on soo many levels I don't even want a follow up

jeffprobs 29

Im just sorry the kid has a dick of a dad and a ***** of a mom, maybe he'll see your mistakes and be better than you

leogachi 15

@209 It's not fair to call the mother a ***** until we know whether or not she knew he was married.

Zeroace 18

I got no sympathy for you bro.

Spartancjm 28

No matter the situation or what you say, your a piece of shit

fchuckslife 4

Congrats on becoming a dad. You already screwed up with your wife, so don't screw up again by abandoning your child to cover up your mistake. Relationships breakdown and people have affairs for many reasons instead of separating but the fallout should not land on the child. Man up for your child's sake.

beantownchivette 8

Having watched my parents' marriage fall apart due to an affair, you sir are an asshole who deserves to have his junk cut off and fed to a dog.

lmpowers2 7

No sympathy. You're a liar and disloyal. You don't deserve to be a father

afroj4ck61910 9

cant wait to see you in eternal fire -satan