Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
Pubes in the food.
Lisimal 7
I say you put shit on their meal. As a way of expressing their shitty friendship. SPECIAL ingredient, oh yeah. Gigity!
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Comments (31)
Ducati45 0
everybody's got to be deso sometime, but couldn't they cab it?
Bertha5 0
r u from australiia?
Suxx_To_Be_Me 0
yeah sounds familiar. I had a guy ask me out to a New Years event and dinner. he showed up with 2 uncooked pork chops and thought it would be a great idea for me to cook them. He also said that we should just drink water at the event because drinks were too expensive. I bought my own and left him in my dust as soon as we got there.
jonnymohio 2
YDI for being a pushover. Get some balls and say NO.
sparxva 12
Put on your big girl pants and learn to say 'no' - as in "no FML for you" ya big wussy.
lukascepanovic 0
YDI, for being a pussy and not saying NO
somuchjustice 0
lrn2takeout
Jackieeee93 0
you know what that means! ur a good cook lol what a turnon lol
therealdavid 0
clearly your Australian "mate"
Horsempeg 25
Everyone has to be DD sometime though!