Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
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Top comments
Ninjahiga 27
That's not right, you should report him
UhHuhHoney 20
Dude **** that. Make it clear that wasn't your fault. Talk to HR about it.
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Comments (80)
psyjoniz 12
wrong. do not let him pin it on you. do you realize what that will do to your prospective career?
Qualm 6
How do you accidentally send a tweet? Don't you have to go into the draft, write your tweet and then click tweet? Doesn't seem like an accident. FYL
shadowdragon0820 20
get yourself an alibi
rgarz1 21
Was it a good site at least?
dylan913 13
Note to self: never be an intern
wordygirl 11
Please don't be the fall guy for this dirty bastard! Go to his superior and get his balls nailed to the wall. Just because you are an intern, you still have a record to protect for future employment. Do you want that on your record? This is not the time to tuck YOUR balls.
magaoitin 4
It could always be worse, at least you weren't an intern in the White House back in the late 90's, with a boss that had a fetish for cigars.
hektek 11
I would report him, quit and never use that company for a reference.
sybe112 14
at least he owns you one now.
Mal23 5
I think it might be time to quit