Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unreasonable
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
The truth will out
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
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LaColombianita 26
What a bitch.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, that's wrong. Why do people have to be unfaithful, but I guess it was better to find out now than later..
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Comments (239)
japtch 15
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
shizuma_fml 3
So true!
ksackal91 0
No actually not true. Immature stupid people cheat. People grow up and change. People who use that line need to grow up. Say ten years from now you find the woman of your dreams. You guys are the same age 28. You fall for her very quickly she is everything you have ever wanted then one day she tells you how she could never take a relationship seriously when she was younger how she cheated in high school so n so many times because of stuff she went through she could never trust a man enough to fall in love with him. After high school she just kinda stopped seeing anyone and didn't let any man come close. Then she met you..... Sounds like a dream come true for her. But oops I forgot once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. So now she is just some stupid **** right? I highly doubt that. Grow up. .
valdezadair 0
True story, bro?
israelnotjacob 20
Well said ksackal91. That line is a bunch of bull crap. It takes maturity to recognize that people can change. Those who don't simply don't truly want to. And before some idiot jumps in I'm going to crush the age rebuttal. It doesn't matter that ksackal91 was talking about a situation of someone being young and dumb. This could apply to someone who used to cheat in their forties. While that is pretty immature, growing up is something you should be doing your whole life. There's always things about ourselves we can work on and improve. Even if someone is a cheater later in their life they could later recognize the error of their ways and become a better person. Again, if someone doesn't change no matter how old or young they are, it's because they don't want to. Not because they can't.
livelifeasitis 0
At least she told you and is not going out behind your back.
thecovert 7
But she married you. Get over it.
backoffmyshiz_fml 4
sounds like teen mom 2 drama. *****.
perdix 31
Therefore she has cheated on you 4.5 times while you've been married. Is this not a math problem? Btw, the odds of your child being yours are 28%. I get extra credit points for that, right?
Azail 15
No extra credit but I will give you a cookie and a gold star instead.
Rocky007 15
If this was before you were engaged, it's technically not cheating.
MissHayleyJames 7
If you're in a relationship and you go **** someone else, that's cheating unless your boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé/whatever said "sure honey, go **** whoever you want". Good God I don't want to live on this planet anymore. This reminds me of when someone asked my married best friend to go home with him. She told him she was married and he said it didn't count if she left her ring on the nightstand.
A7x4REVer 3
She's a fail of a person and a waste of your time. Get rid of her
alamber1997 0
I agree what a bitch
AgaveLoco 5
Two months before! What is the problem?
Mearemoi 14
The problem is that she didn't tell him until three months into the marriage. Duh.
ksackal91 0
Everyone is acting like three months is a long time. Get over it. At least she told him.
harof1c 0
She's a *****.you need to get someone new.
Phoenixke 16
****** do it for money, ***** do it for free...
harof1c 0
Lol