Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I found out my ex has been using AI to fake a whole relationship with me. He’s been sending pics to his family abroad about our supposed lives together, including a wedding, vacations, and even children. I only found out after one of his cousins messaged me wanting to visit. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Top comments
brianlarkin 7
Your husband sounds like a creep, you should probably have a talk with him. Hopefully he can give you some info and maybe you can give a follow up. P.S I like the name little miss fucket
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
That's not creepy. Perfectly normal.
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Comments (82)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So if your husband was pretending with your photo's it'd be better?How?
Nilorak 24
What?
meganlovestea 15
He was pretending with her photos
Dallyni 22
On the plus side, he thinks you're hot!
ironichalibut 24
On the downside, likely dozens of guys over the internet think a fabricated personality with your face is hot..
weveallbeenthere 30
umm, ok.
NatsuD_fml 13
Im sure your time line reads divorced right ?
MartinDJ 26
Gosh just shut up
Dabombr 11
It starts with 'gamer girl' then on to more pedo-esque names. Jokes aside, I hope you talk with your husband and discuss why that is not normal in society.
Bob223746 4
Well at least he finds you attractive enough to make a fake account after you!
tehdarkness 21
At least he's not a brony.
Dabombr 11
What if he plays MLP games as 'gamer girl'?
lina21 12
I don't see bronies creating fake accounts pretending to be girls who like it using their wives' pictures. Then again......pony ****
SmokinGuns 13
Everythings better than being a brony
KatyLarae 13
You should definitely have a talk with him...
Divia1 9
He was doing this to get vanity items/gold/gil/carried through end game content. I had to fight to be taken seriously in my last mmo and left guilds because they kept giving me unwanted attention. I'm a damn good dps/tank, not a pair of boobs. Assholes like your husband and girls who are "gamer girls" ruin it for those of us who don't have daddy issues and would like to be praised based on a skill and not ****.
MrConcise 35
Serious girl gamers should adopt the motto "Zits, not ****".
91hayek 31
More combo hits, less show more ****.
dabomb0513 10
This just screams attention *****. Most real gamer chicks I know hardly talk.
Divia1 9
lolk
awkwardloveannie 28
at least he doesnt have a girlfriend
graphicstyle7 17
No, but he may have a boyfriend.