Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
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Top comments
Discord21 0
People do marry people they want to stay with forever. But then real life happens, circumstances and people change, and it can become impossible to be together without being miserable. Check your judgemental, ignorant, uninformed attitude, dude. Let people handle their own affairs without being sneered at.
metawarr556 3
#2 and #13, the point of alimony is that you give money because they need it. If he's buying things that aren't necessities, then it looks like she's just losing that much money.
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Comments (144)
lame9379 0
is he jon gosselin?
allmidnighteyes 11
sounds like he bought himself an iPhone
ender345 0
Alimony is not a necessity check. its a standard of living check. if you're accustomed to ferrari's and butlers and shit your spouse has to pay enough alimony to supplement your own earnings to the point that you can live that lifestyle. quit bitching and get over it. maybe next time you'll spend a little less time on your job and a little more time on your marriage. thats the important thing in the equation, after all.
Pulcherrimus 0
WE WANT PRENUP WE WANT PRENUP YEAH
that_guy321 2
i love how everyone on here suddenly becomes an expert on law whenever these FMLs are posted...
jacksona717 0
Wow he's stupid, they just announced new, better iPods today ^.^
comawhitexox 0
should've gotten a prenup.... but it still sucks that he's buying toys with your hard-earned money, what an asshole.
jonny2x4 0
WAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH It really sucks when the tables are turned, doesn't it? You bloodsucking women have been getting away with it for years. Now you bitch when a guy does it? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Turnabout is fair play.
captainamerica50 0
Well, maybe he's spending "your" money on food, and whatever he gets from work and or welfare on the good stuff. If he was a stay at home guy in your relationship, you think you should just be able to hang him out to dry? That's cold and wrong. Same goes for if the man is the breadwinner and the woman is in the home.
YDIBITCHES 0
Haha finnaly men win women really can suck it.shoulda stayed in the kitchen BITCH you deSeRvE it
deathproof_fml 0
Slit your wrists and die, ******.