Maddie
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
thatonegirl.SBS.
El Cajon, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
sad sister
Bye bye love
Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
The movie of my life
Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
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Comments (316)
darkness4dummies 0
huh replace their lube with superglue and put laxatives in his food BOOM problem solved :D or just put stans sister with braces in your house and hope for the best I HATE ERIC CARTMAN
emilyxorawr 3
I think you should kick his, and you're sisters ass to the curb.
vrej 3
go kill him! lol break up with him :P
RoughRiders 4
use him for his brother?
GinaFromYorktown 0
:( that sucks
Creepshow 0
asshole
lauderdale80_fml 0
sweet
shutupK 0
that guy has his priorities straight. you found a keeper.
PrettyMuchBozz 5
Well, as Jon LaJoie would say "women are good for 4 things, cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters vaginas"
i75thairborne 0
Lol I posted the same thing right after you
WOLFST3ALTH 0
ammmmeeennn!!
scdragon 0
well you'll need two things: 1)a shovel 2)a place to hide the body lol