Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I found out that if I'm tickled it causes me to have a panic attack until I cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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pooldude 24
Man! That is some very hardcore tickle fight you got going on there!
andits 21
Tickle fights never really turn out right. Sorry
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Comments (37)
Enslaved 38
There's only one place you can tickle yourself. The roof of your mouth by using your tongue.
breeaannuuhh 14
I hyperextended my elbow doing the same thing. Hope next time is a little less painful OP!
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow that's an intense tickle Fight...
diving_fml 30
same things could happen if you have sex on a roller coaster.
False_Stupidity 42
I shouldn't ask, but I can't help myself... How the hell do you know this?
MrsKilown 20
During a tickle war... 'May the odds ever be in your favor.'
SirJKCaptain 12
If you would've hung in there, the tickle fight could've turned into an intense wrestling match!! ;)
salespeople123 6
Life Bitch
fuckercakes 21
Those things can turn into one hell of a brutal war
cutiepie600 8
oh wow that escalated quickly .
messeduplife2 7
I have too ? I leaned up and then banged my head on the floor