Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, after moving hundreds of miles to take care of my beloved grandmother and working like mad for a week to make the house cozy and accessible for her, it was finally time to bring her home. Or it would have been, if she hadn’t died in her sleep last night. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
That's not ALL she did in it..... :)
Tortilla101 0
Damn.
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Comments (76)
itschris 0
read this in your great-grandmother's voice. "Jonnyyyyy whyy aree youuu sleepinggg on top of meeee, its so colddddd." lOl
Rydizzle 0
wow man. did you keep the bed?
untalented1 0
i don't get it. this bed is clearly to die for.
ballinballinb 0
win. (:
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chowyuk 0
this is a fml
sublime93 0
Grow a backbone & say you don't want it
itzthtguy 0
Grow up already, OP. What's gonna happen when you go to the hospital? A lot of people may have died on that same bed or the same gurney you were carried in.
aback 5
Turn the mattress or buy a new one.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Okay then, why don't you wear the clothes one of your relatives died in? >_>
iFruit 0
You're going to have dreams about granny everytime you sleep in that bed..
elizanena9 0
pshhh! yay...