Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, after moving hundreds of miles to take care of my beloved grandmother and working like mad for a week to make the house cozy and accessible for her, it was finally time to bring her home. Or it would have been, if she hadn’t died in her sleep last night. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
That's not ALL she did in it..... :)
Tortilla101 0
Damn.
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Comments (76)
Person1233 13
Whoa, my comments are disappearing... Anyway.. Yeah that's a bit disturbing, just wash the sheets.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Well shit, it's not going to induce necrosis. Bet you wouldn't be complaining if she'd died in her car and you got it
cboswel 0
Why is this an FML? Where I am from it was common to pass household furniture down through the family and people usually kept it till they died. And many times they didn't go to the hospital to die. It's not a big deal.
CL41RE 0
Yeah tell that to the 50 people that said It already. I agree.
RAMBabyyy 0
What if there wasn't sheets on the bed when she died? :p
ilLeopardo 0
What's even grosser is the fact that she did your grandfather on that bed too. That's death AND old sex on one mattress. Keep the old one.
skilova4lifezzz 19
#19 I'm pretty sure great grandma didn't do grandpa on any bed, at least I hope not anyway
Kreb 4
I got the bed my grandmother got a brain haemorrhage in, it's comfy
justhadtosaytht 0
I see the results on your profile picture xD
souldrifter 0
Creeeeeeeepy.
plexico 4
It's a sure-fire cure for premature ejaculation. Just before you think you are going to lose it, think about all the creepy sex that happened in that bed in the past. First, there's your great-grandmother and great-grandfather, but then there's all the other dudes she blew, screwed and took it up the butt from after she became a widow. That ought to slow you down. It's just that you girlfriends are going to wonder why you always demand home-field advantage.
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being such a winy little boy. Get over it already. It's not like she died in there yesterday.
CL41RE 0
I doubt that long ago people had sex as much and did kinky things as they do today. Today is just so overrated.
lessthanbee 0
hahaha, are you kidding? just because people didn't talk about the things they did as much back then, doesn't mean they didn't do it. try reading some literature from ancient roman times. there has ALWAYS been "sexual deviants", ever since someone decided what exactly, they defined the label as.
vampire1618 5
How do you know that?
Xrailer 0
how is this an FML? get a new matress...