Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
MarineWifey88 3
Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.
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Comments (57)
marcranger 29
what a *****. good luck whatever you decide to do about the pregnancy, op.
xspaniardx 3
screw him. you don't need him in your life.
nakidna 0
actually, don't. you might get aids.
ItsJustMak 0
#55 Win
meowcow 3
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!
aardvarkish 17
Isn't it always the guilty conscience that cries "Wolf!"?
bethan1 4
Tell him YOU want to get a test to make sure that the baby is really YOURS! ....oh wait.... never mind.
budster1993 2
see ya on the maury show
Mauskau 36
If you divorce him, the baby will only remind you of him and you may not love the child as much as you'd like to. Abortion is an option
warpig182 0
no its not an option its never an option
Gloritank 8
it's an option and it is a CHOICE.
DocBastard 40
Oh god, here we go again. Whether you choose to support it or not, abortion is legal in the US. If you want to change that, go run for president when you turn 35 in 20 years. Warpig, if you try to turn this into another ******* political debate, the comments will get turned off again. Cut it out.
fearfulsymmetry 1
#26, maybe it's not an option for YOU, but you do not speak for the 300+ million people that live here in the US.
Iknoweverything 29
Okay, can we keep this topic RELEVANT and stop talking about abortion? Obviously you are looking to piss people off, and start an argument. It's already happened once today, and you've already pissed off the moderator. And getting an abortion because of a divorce is a little extreme. For all you know, she thought they were trying, and for all you know she wanted a child. Stop being a selfish bitch to create arguments. OP... he just doesn't want to pay alimony. Let him get his paternity test, and make sure he knows HE can pay for it. Then drag his ass through court, make him pay child support, alimony, and make sure you have custody. Because obviously he will be bitter and use the child against you. (And whatever you do, make sure the child feels loved, and be an adult about the situation. He/she doesn't need to hear constantly about what a bastard the father is.)
Sirin_fml 47
Yeah, I'll deactivate comments and start fondling my dagger if you turn this into some dumb flame war. So please, remember the site is about having fun. Good productive fun.
stfuscrub420 0
I like to fondle my @#$%
Sirin_fml 47
That's good to know, stfuscrub420, that's very good to know. I'm sure that info will prove crucial in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
iwadasn 33
Whether you support abortion or not, the OP shouldn't get one just because the baby might remind her of her ex-husband. What if she has already had kids with him? Should she get rid of them too because they might remind her of him?
MachoCatracho 0
number 25, are you effin nuts?!
The_Creeper_fml 8
I agree with this statement.
R34luver 5
man i hate dumb ******* who cheat...dont wrry, wat comes around goes around im shure
DocBastard 40
I'm sure that "sure" is spelled "sure."
fearfulsymmetry 1
I could not agree with you more Wilhelma.