Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm being laid off. Because I'm the only person at this company who knows how to process a layoff in our HR system, I get to have the pleasure of laying myself off. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
Today, my coworker, who constantly no-shows, ranted to me about his work hours being reduced. He somehow doesn't realize that he's the problem. We're understaffed as of now, so they can't fire him, and I have to be there constantly to make up for him being a lazy ass. My days off have been few and far between. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Ouch. I'm sorry, OP. Find a better workplace! Good luck <3
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Number 6, don't think of it as feeding unemployed assholes. Think of it as working for your country's right to actually have food.
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Comments (39)
WoldowJR 25
Spongebob? ...did he fire you for a nickel?
Octopudding 17
They may have done that because they had some cutbacks and could only afford to pay the cheaper guy.
slothstronaught 11
When I first read this I missed the "off" in laid off. Hopefully you still got laid op goodluck!