Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gwen
United States
Bad day
Today, it's my birthday. I found out I have Covid. Also, the police kicked me out of the hotel I'm quarantining in. This is still not my worst birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
homeless
United States
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
homelessagain
Lorain, United States
Sue! SUE!
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
Anonymous
Social parasites
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Anonymous
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Dopeboyfresh71
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
LonelyMonkey
United States
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
Richisme 0
Happy Birthday OP
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm sorry to tell you, but the world doesn't stop for you just because it's your birthday Op. Pay your rent.
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Comments (251)
Xirre 0
Can't really feel sorry for you. Pay your rent.
CallMeHush 1
What? No cake?
CurlyJewFro 0
how the hell did the comments go from being about the posted gno, to abs, then to ice cream?I'm sorry,u just think it's funny how comments get off topic
sallen0046 4
Obviously YDI. They can't just up and evict you for no reason. Either you violated the contract, or are just a horrible tenant. If it was time to renew your lease it's still your own fault for not keeping up with it or bothering to ask questions of the owner. Stop whining, every person on the face of the planet has a birthday, it's really not a special day. Go find a new apartment and move the hell on with your life.
CurlyJewFro 0
sorry,my last comment had a few typos,what I meant to say was"how the hell did the comments go from being about the posted fml, to abs, then to ice cream?I'm sorry,i just think it's funny how comments get off topic"
iSushix3 0
Happy Birthday.
anotherguy21 0
Happy birthday.
Alantheislander 0
sucks to be u
Theo_the_Proud 0
Maybe you should pay your rent instead of whining on the internet, scumbag.
medfly 2
indeed.
afallingstar 22
pay your rent then stuff like that won't happen