Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
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Harpy20 24
Crazy in love?
lincolnkite 6
Doesn't matter they can still be good parents.
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Comments (39)
Enslaved 38
Just shows that you're able to find love anywhere. Cupid is a bit of a madman!
Mr_west27 7
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)
fthislyfe 22
Reminded me of Paulo Coelho's novel, "Veronica decides to die"
dorahtheexplorer 3
Crazy stupid love :)
thisismeFMLing 0
you won't survive very long
emilymcmasters22 0
If you just now found out, I'm sure you'll be fine. And plus, they made it out..
Jumpingmal2 7
At least you know they are "crazy" in love with each other
NoOneCaresReally 8
At least it's not genetic... But that's cute :) my mum met my dad because my dad was the local vet, and he had to put her dog down :')
IchimaruGin 5
That's pretty cute actually.
Kbearlove23 0
Nice Username(:
amrani_fml 4
so ur a fruit of insanity!!!