Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Crazy in love?
lincolnkite 6
Doesn't matter they can still be good parents.
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Comments (39)
blueandpurpleroc 4
Well obviously they helped each other get over their problems.
lizzlegirl 9
birds of a feather flock together..
pinkpixie06 11
It's okay...crazy skips a generation :)
Soloman212 28
Then OP sure will have fun raising kids...
dunker_fml 4
I meant to hit thumbs up but bumped the down instead, darn iPad.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
you can certainly find love in mysterious places that's for sure.
Thisismypchere 8
Well if OP found out because they told OP and not by doing some crazy shit, then I guess there isn't a problem as OP probably has been living with them for his whole life.
mollysticks 10
Obviously they turned out okay? Since you never knew till now?
sporty1200xlr 6
Some stories should never be shared with your kids...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
What if OP asked how they met? Were the parents supposed to come up with some romantic lie about how they fell in love at first sight, on the beach, while the sun was setting? Oh, please.
MathewBlack 14
Maybe you'll take after them now you know this information?
peve3 12
Love has no boundaries. Even the doctors couldn't keep them apart. That's true love right there.
Ajwc101 24
Look at it this way OP at least they aren't crazy anymore.