Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Today, changing the garbage in the bathroom at work resulted in a hospital visit after an incorrectly disposed used needle scraped into my thigh. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Boing!
Today, I was giving a patient an injection when I heard a cracking sound and the needle was gone. Panicking, I got a doctor to have a look. The patient was sent to have x-rays to find the needle in her thigh. I then noticed the springback system in the syringe. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
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tonyfan00 38
Been a while since an FML made me physically cringe this badly...FYL x10, dude.
bryce0110 23
That just increased my fear of needles even further. FYI OP.
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Comments (24)
cole66 14
did they let go when he/she fell or was it ripped out of your arm? man that would hurt so bad. im so sorry op. hope the pain goes away soon!
Nodnarbian 11
I feel for ya OP. I once had an EMT accidentally rip an I.v. out with his leg otw to the hospital. Just thinking about it..... ouch!
megs925 16
How did the administrator manage to slip and fall after sticking you??
LunaMyst 19
I have a legit phobia of needles and I just about threw up
OB1Kenobi 10
Sounds horrible! Hope you're ok
Marielle123 22
OUCH D:
UsuallyLurker 5
I have literally had nightmares about this before. Whenever I get a shot or they draw blood I am always scared that the needle will get jerked around when its still inside of me.
cheefmobeel 4
probably Marcus Daily huh